Jobs

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned - couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a so so job.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker but, any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was too draining.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the job was shocking and I was discharged.

My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.