Saturday, 3 January 2009

Stolen Jokes

Stolen from a friends Bebo page but worthy nonetheless:

A recent study conducted by Glasgow University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be scottish!

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